Two things, a pleasant and another not so much for me

Hello dear readers, today I will talk you ,an own story from real life, but in this case I will change some words by others that textually mean something completely different to i want to say. The idea is. first read the text as it is written, of course I know that sounds a little crazy,and it seem meaningless but that's the interesting thing about the exercise.

I remember as a kid one of the most difficult things for me was wash my teeth with knife, because what I did, was eat the cream tooth that my mother threw the knife, why always scolded me and she told me I was already very old and could wash my teeth, instead of eating the cream tooth. and the more enjoyable for my  was, sit down myself  to fall in love poems. I remember that I had a coffe maker that was magical for me, if was not with it, I could not inspire me. For me that coffe maker, made sprout words alone, without the slightest effort on my mind. once time we scratching the nose  with my peers to Cove Utría, I found myself in a beautiful place which led to my desire to fall in love a poem about that place, but, guess what? I could not fall in love anything despite being in a place you inspired many things. the reason for that was that I had not with me my magic coffe maker.

words that I changed:
toothbrush-- knife
pencil-- Coffe maker
goin on vacation---- scratching the nose.
write----fall in love